alex-and-rawr:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

thewhoviancumberbabe:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

Is this how the British prepare for battle?

Yes

(via nekotachi)

so-canon:

castielson:

larrydelevingnesheeran:

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

ACCURATE

(via nekotachi)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via nekotachi)

grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(via nekotachi)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via karieskaries)